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This is incredibly long. But I'm bored and this gives me something to do. I'm pretty sure in the first part you supposed to bold the true statements. At least now Glory will have something to do when she wakes up this afternoon - even though she SHOULD be writing happy J/Cness!!!

I don't own an iPod
I like to read sonnets
My favourite Shakespeare play is Macbeth
I have peed in a urinal before
I have stayed overnight in a hospital
My brother almost died once
Nothing is more important than happiness
I have already planned my dream wedding
I'm scared of bridges
I scream at horror movies
Rachel McAdams has a funny laugh
I'm interested in Ancient Egypt
Wouldn't it be cool to be wrapped up like a mummy and be preserved when you die?
I have a lit candle in my room
I get a lot of junk mail
I enter a lot of competitions for prizes
And... never win
I have curly hair
Pigs are cute
One of my drawers are overflowing with pencils and pens
I hate tourists in my city
Why do they always clamour outside McDonalds as if it's Buckingham Palace?
I wish America had a King or a Queen
I'd hate to be a princess
I have Spanish blood in me
I have reading glasses
My dog eats tissues
Dr Pepper, so misunderstood
Ozzy Osborne is hilarious
...Kelly, however...
My idol ISN'T a celebrity... and no, they aren't one of my parents, either, you sap
I'm a daddy's girl
I have naturally rosy cheeks
I have dozens of photo albums
I can't wait until I turn 21
My boyfriend has hairy legs
I wear a lot of red
I have small hands
I live on a street
I live in a cul-de-sac
I live with my parents
I live with another family member
I live with a roommate
I live in a dorm room
I live alone
My house has one floor
My house has two floors
My house has three floors
My house is an apartment
My house is a condo
My house is a trailer
I have my own bathroom
I hate the carpeting in the den/living room
I love the wall paper/color in my bedroom
There are more than three bedrooms in my house
My house has a basement
My attic is huge
My attic is way too small
My attic is non-existent
My house has more than eleven windows
My front yard is huge
My front yard is average
My front yard is small
My backyard is huge
My backyard is average
My backyard is small
I have really nice neighbors
There are a lot of knick-knacks in my house
My house is for sale
I live in a woodsy area
I live in the suburbs
I live in the city
There's no dining room in my house
My house is immaculate
My house is average
My house is messy
My house has a laundry room
There are actually cars parked in our garage
There's everything BUT cars in your garage
I have a short driveway
I have a long driveway
I have an average driveway
My driveway isn't paved
There's a pool in my backyard
My house has a wrap-around porch
My house has a hot tub
There are more than three working TVs in my house
There is more than one working computer in my house
I am obsessive when it comes to hygiene
I could be cleaner
I take care of myself but not necessarily of other things
I shower once a day or more
I shower more than once a day in the summer because I get sweaty more
I don't shower everyday
If I don't wash my hair everyday it gets greasy
I can go for days without washing my hair and it never gets greasy
I have to buy specific treatments for my hair
I buy the same shampoo and conditioner all the time
I shower in the evening
I shower in the morning
I prefer to bathe than shower
I can spend at least an hour in the bathroom
I do my make up in the bathroom
I have my own cupboard full of beauty products
I wash my face separately from the shower
I wash everything daily
I shave my legs in the shower
I have a weak bladder and always need to use the toilet
I have a strong bladder and can last all day
I'm somewhere in between
I pluck my eyebrows regularly
I have a strict skincare routine
I ALWAYS wash my hands after I have used the toilet
I admit that there have been times where I haven't
I brush my teeth twice a day
I brush my teeth less than that
I shave my armpits
I use tampons
I use towels
If I get a bug on my hands I always wash them straight afterwards
I wash my hands before I eat
I wash my hands AFTER I eat
My nails are always clean
I only wear my clothes once before washing them
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What Kind Of Girl Are You?
Based on the popular stereotypes!

Girly Girl
[ ] You love bright colours
[x] You still have a lot of stuffed animals from your childhood
[ ] Your favourite colour is pink
[ ] You think boys are disgusting
[ ] You hate to get dirty
[x] You love pop music
[ ] You love to shop
[x] You are spoiled
Total 3

Tomboy Girl
[] Most of your friends are guys
[x] You are not afraid to get your hands dirty
[ ] You love to watch and play sports
[x] You never wear dresses/skirts
[ ] You don’t or don’t usually wear make up
[x] You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
[ ] You dislike the girly girl stereotype
[x] You like rock music
[ ] You are athletic
Total 3

Geeky Girl
[ ] You don’t have too many friends
[ ] No matter how hard you try, you cannot fit in
[x] You are sort of clumsy
[x] You wear glasses/contacts or have braces
[ ] You actually try hard in school
[x] You read a lot
[x] You don’t socialize that much
[ ] You are close with your parents
Total 4

Alternative Girl
[x] You usually prefer your own company
[ ] You don’t care what others think of you
[x] You dye your hair
[x] You listen to heavy music
[x] You usually wear darker colours
[x] You like to think you’re mysterious
[ ] You are secretly very intelligent
[x] You are very creative
Total 6

Slutty Girl
[ ] You lost your virginity at a young age
[x] You love to flirt with mostly every good-looking guy you meet
[ ] You have had a one night stand
[ ] You wear low-cut tops to show off your cleavage
[ ] You wear short skirts
[ ] You have more exes than you can count
[ ] You go out most nights and stay out late
[ ] You generally love sex
Total 1

Popular Girl
[ ] You have too many friends to count
[ ] A lot of people envy you or want to be you
[ ] You are always invited to lots of parties etc
[ ] You are way ahead in latest trends
[ ] You have a popular boyfriend
[ ] A lot of guys have a crush on you
[x] You do well in school
[ ] You know you are beautiful
Total 1

Bitchy/Hard Girl
[ ] A lot of people find you intimidating
[ ] You are not scared of anything
[ ] You are a bully
[ ] You are in a gang
[ ] You disobey all the rules
[ ] You don’t do well in school
[ ] You have been in a physical fight
[x] You are defensive/opinionated
Total 1

Guess I'm alternative.
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The House Survey

*Attic*
Whats in your attic?: Nothing
Anything special?: No

*Bathroom*
How many bathrooms are in your house?: One
How many people do you share a bathroom with?: One
Or do you have your own?: No
How many toilets in your house total?: One
How many bathtubs (just bathtubs)?: None
How many full baths?: One
How many mirrors?: One

*Bedroom*
How many bedrooms are in your house?: Two
How many dressers?: Three
Total number of beds?: Two
Do you have your own bedroom?: Yeah
What color(s) are the walls/ceiling?: Lavender and White
Carpet?: Blue? I don't ever see it because I'm messy
What color is your comforter?: Purples
Is your bedroom big or small?: Tiny

*Living Room*
Do you have a living room (if no, go on to the Kitchen questions)?: Yep
Do you spend more time there than your bedroom?: No
How many couches do you have?: One
What about recliners?: None
And coffee tables?: No
Is your living room carpeted?: Yeah
Do you have a TV in there?: Yep
More than one?: No

*Kitchen*
Do you consider your kitchen big?: No
Do you have a dishwasher?: No
Do you use it?: N/A
Do you have a side-by-side refrigerator?: No
Is there a table in your kitchen (that you can eat on)?: No
Does your kitchen have a TV in it?: No

*Garage*
Do you have a garage?: No
Do you/your parents use it to keep the car(s) in?: N/A
Or just for some spare junk?: N/A
Or both?: N/A

*Basement*
Do you use your basement for storage?: We don't have one
Do you go into your basement often?:
Could it be considered your second bedroom?:
Is your basement your bedroom?:
Does your basement have carpet?:

*Other*
How many TVs do you have in your house total?: Three
Pets?: None since Nightmare ran away
Computers?: Two
Radios?: One
CDs?: Not sure
Video Game consoles (GameCube, PS2, etc)?: Three
People?: Two
Trash cans?: Two
Ceiling fans?: None
Floor fans?: Two
Window air conditioners?: Two
Phones?: None
Cell phones?: Two
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slept in a bed with the same sex? Yeah
Would you kiss a member of the same sex? No
What age was your first kiss at? I'll tell you when it happens
Where were you?
Who was it with?

B- Bolding (or x-ing)
I like apples
I'm thirsty
I can't wait for school to start
I'm crying
I miss someone right now
I'm really confused about one person
I'm soooo happy right now
I'm laughing at someone
I'm glaring at the screen

C- Confusion
I'm currently confused about....
Boys
Friends
Family
Myself
Bf/gf
Computers
An ex-friend
A situation
SO many things
An ex-bf/gf
None of these

D- Depression
Have you ever been depressed? Yeah
Have you ever self-harmed? Yes
Do you know anyone who has? Yes
Have you ever been on anti-depressants? Yes
Do you worship Satan? No
Have you been labeled Goth or Emo? No

E- Either Or
Dogs or Cats? Cats
Beach or Camping? Beach
Best friend or bf/gf? Both
Shower or bath? Bath if it's a nice tub
Wedding or funeral? Wedding
Blood or death? Blood
Horror or comedy? Horror

F- Food
I like...
[x] Pizza
[x] Spaghetti
[x] Skittles
[ ] Strawberries
[ ] Cranberries

G- Guys/Girls names
Like it for a boy or girl?
A- Aidan? Boy
B- Bayle? Boy
C- Cameron? Girl
D- Devon? Girl with that spelling
E- Evan? Boy
F- Farren? Neither
G- Gael? Girl
H- Halyn? Neither
I- Isra? Neither
J- Jackie? Girl
K- Kaedyn? Boy
L- Laken? Boy
M- Morgan? Girl
N- Nat (as in Nathan or Natalie)? Boy
O- Oakley? Why would you do that to a child?
P- Pete (as in Peter or Petra)? Boy
Q- Quinn? Boy
R- Riley? Boy
S- Sam (as in Samuel or Samantha)? Boy
T- Taylor? Girl
U- Ull (yes that's a real unisex name)? Neither
V- Vail? Neither
W- Wallace? Boy
X- Xandy (Nickname for Alexander/Alexandra. No joke!) Neither - it should be XANDER for a boy
Y- Yardley? Again - WHY?
Z- Zephyr? Not in a million years

H- Honestly...
Have you ever cheated on a bf/gf? No
Have you ever broken someones heart? No
Dumped someone for their best friend? No

I- I've seen...
[x] POTC2
[x] Shrek
[x] Titanic
[ ] Thirteen
[x] Seven
[x] LOTR
[ ] Anchorman

J- JOKES!
What inside joke comes to mind when I say... I'm just gonna leave these all blank...
Puddle- None
Cake- None
Nail- None
Play- None
Water- None
K-
Your mom –
Your brother –
A donkey –
Your sister –
Your dad – well, okay...he's evil. but that's not really a joke, is it?
Your grandfather-
A dead body –

L- Love
Crushing/Taken? Neither
Name?
Year you met them?
Hair colour?
Eye colour? 
Screen name?

Maybes aren't allowed
Would you stab someone if they held a gun to your head? I think I'll have to go with a yes...
Would you jump off a cliff for a bf/gf? Depends on the situation I suppose

N- NEVER would I...
Eat a rat
Cry in front of my friends
Make my bf/gf cry - we all do it at some point
Kill myself
Drink blood

O- Other stuff
Do you like cameras? Yeah
Taking the pictures or being in them? being in them despite my being NOT photogenic
Would you rather be eaten alive or have to eat someone alive? Who thinks these questions up??? ummm...I couldn't stand the pain or the grossness, so...whatever.
Be stranded on a deserted island or thrown in a dungeon? Dungeon

P- People
I know a...
Hilary
Jason
Jade
Joel
Kyle
Riley
Sierra
Tayen
Flora
Max
Aurora
John

Q- Quirky
I'm impatient
I tap my fingers on anything and everything
I talk too loud
I laugh too loud
Im too crabby
I bite my nails

R- Right now I'm...
Fighting with someone
Wearing shorts
Wearing pjs
On MSN
Writing/reading a xanga blog
At a party

S- Siblings
How many? Three
Youngest/Oldest/Middle/Only? All - I'm serious, just ask and I'll explain it.
Like it? Don't go there
Spoiled? Yes
Get along with your siblings? For the most part

T- True or false
I can lick my elbow. False
I failed a class in middle school. False
I just fucked up BIG. False
I love you. False

U- Under or over?
Toilet paper: Doesn't matter
Bridge: Over
Tunnel: Through
Ladder: Under

V- Very random
Favourite colour? Black or Blue or Purple, although I like Red too.
Favourite food? Pasta of some sort, especially if it has shrimp in it.
Like the colour red? Yeah
Favourite letter? R
Last time you went shopping? Sunday

W- Who was the last to...
IM you: Mark
Hug you: Mimi
Kiss you: 
Write you a poem:
Tell you they love you: Jen or my Mom

Xs and Os
X for love
O for like
Nothing for dislike
[ ] Orlando Bloom
[O] Johnny Depp
[ ] Keira Knightley
[O] Angelina Jolie
[ ] Draco Malfoy
[X] Harry Potter
[ ] Kevin Spacey

Just a Scratch

Okay. It's pointless fluff. I needed a pick-me-up after the last one where I killed Chloe three times. So yeah...fluff...enjoy :)

            Jack stopped breathing the second he heard gunfire over his comm unit. Chloe had been set up with her computer in one of the CTU vans, with only one of the rookies to protect her. But the mission had been a small one, and the risks had seemed almost negligible. That was the only reason Jack had let Bill send Chloe out with them…

            With the eruption of gunfire, Jack immediately ran for the van. As he rounded the corner and the scene came into focus, he stopped dead in his tracks. Chloe was lying on the ground, gun in hand, while her attacker was sprawled out nearby, blood spilling out of his three gaping chest wounds. Stirring from his stupor, Jack ran over to Chloe, eyes quickly scanning her body to make sure that she hadn't been shot.

            "Are you alright?" he asked worriedly, pulling her to her feet.

            Chloe rolled her eyes. "I'm fine, Jack. Here," she handed him the gun. "Take this."

            "Where did you get a gun?"

            She pointed behind him. "The new guy got knocked out. I took his gun. Figured it would come in handy."

            Jack didn't even spare the guy a look. "You're sure you're alright?"

            She sighed. "Yes. I'm fine. Can we go now?"

            He ran his eyes over her again. "You're bleeding."

            Chloe looked down and saw that her jeans were ripped and her knee was skinned. She turned her eyes back to Jack with an incredulous look. "Are you serious? It's a scratch."

            "You're bleeding."

            "I'll live."

            "Let me see."

            "No."

            "Chloe…"

            "Seriously, Jack. It's not life-threatening. And we need to get back to CTU."

            He sighed. "You're letting me check it out when we get back."

            "If I do, will you promise to leave it alone after?"

            "Yes."

            "Fine," she muttered, climbing into the van.

 

***

 

            She thought that he had forgotten about it. Not that it bothered her, but he had made such a fuss about checking on her knee before that she was a little surprised when he let her go back to work and have her debrief with Buchanan. Even though his concern had been annoying…she had found it touching as well. But he had disappeared somewhere as soon as they got back, and she supposed that he had found something else to do.

            Chloe sat down at her station, trying to clear her head and focus on work. She had a job to do, and thinking about Jack was only going to distract her. Scowling at her screen she began typing furiously.

            It wasn't long before she felt someone standing behind her. She tried to ignore it, hoping that the person would go away. Instead, she had to stifle a small yelp as someone leaned over her shoulder, their lips right against her ear.

            "Let's go."

            It took an enormous amount of self-control for Chloe to not pass out right then and there. She had never heard Jack Bauer's voice that low, and she was embarrassed at how much it turned her on.

            "Excuse me?" she managed to choke out, refusing to turn around.

            "I told you we were going to take a look at that cut when we got back. I let you get all your important work done. Now it's time for you to come with me."

            Chloe frowned. "Jack, you can't just order me around-"

            "Chloe," he somehow managed to lower his voice even more. "If you don't get up and come willingly, I will manhandle you in front of the entire floor."

            She fought to control her breathing as images of Jack touching her came unbidden. Willing them to go away, she stood up abruptly, forcing Jack to take a couple steps back.

            "You are so difficult," she muttered.

 

***

 

            He took her to one of the holding rooms, closing and locking the door behind him. She saw that a first aid kit was already on the table. Jack took her by the elbow and led her over to it, patting the tabletop and looking at her expectantly.

            "What?" she snapped.

            "Hop up."

            "Why?"

            He sighed. "Just do it, Chloe."

            She didn't know why she was arguing with him so much. His attitude at her station had really thrown her off and she was on unfamiliar ground. That always made her cranky. Giving him another hard glare, she sat on top of the table, her legs hanging down.

            Jack pulled the chair right in front of her left knee, sitting down and opening the first aid kit. He had noticed how tense she had gotten when he'd whispered in her ear, and now she was snapping more than usual. He hoped that wasn't a bad sign.

            Pulling out an antiseptic wipe, he gingerly applied it to the scrape on her knee. She was right – it was just a scratch, and there was hardly any blood, but he continued to clean it anyway.

            She hissed as soon as the antiseptic hit her cut. Jack looked up at her, amusement in his eyes. "Don't be such a baby."

            Chloe scowled at him. "A baby? I took down a bad guy all by myself!"

            Jack laughed as he continued cleaning the wound. "Yeah, but you're hissing at a tiny scrape now."

            "A tiny scrape that you insisted had to be checked out."

            "I didn't want it to get infected."

            She stuck her tongue out at him. Jack laughed again, drying the cut and placing a band-aid on it. He let his fingers linger, letting them run along the rip in her jeans, tracing her kneecap. Chloe watched him, wondering why he hadn't moved yet. The feeling of his fingers on her skin distracted her from forming any coherent sentences, until she saw that his hands were shaking. Frowning in worry, she took them in her own, forcing him to look up at her.

            "Jack, what's wrong?"

            He shook his head and tried to pull his hands away. "Nothing."

            Chloe grip tightened. "You're shaking," she whispered.

            "I was scared to death that I'd find you dead when I got back," he explained. "I heard the shots, and I came running, but I was afraid I wouldn't get there in time…"

            "But I'm okay. It's just a scratch, Jack."

            "I know," he whispered.

            Her breath hitched when Jack leaned over and placed his lips on her knee. He waited nervously for her to say something, to stop him, but she remained silent. Bringing both hands to hold her leg, he began to kiss up the top of her thigh slowly. His hands ran down her calf to her ankle and back up again, forcing Chloe to close her eyes in pleasure.

            She opened her eyes again when his hands left her leg, wondering why he had stopped. But she found that he had stood up and moved to stand between her legs, looking down at her. His hands moved up and down her arms, eventually coming to rest in her hair, his fingers combing through the brown tresses. His gaze was intense, and Chloe found herself drowning in it.

            "What are you doing?" she asked, her voice small.

            His fingers froze. "Do you want me to stop?"

            Chloe bit her lip. "That depends."

            His eyes widened in surprise. "On what?"

            She looked around the room nervously, trying to gather her thoughts. "On what happens after."

            Jack nodded in understanding. Leaning in, he brought his lips to her ear, his voice lowering and making her shiver. "After I make-out with you on this table, I'm going to take you home – I've already told Buchanan that you were done for the day," as he spoke, his hands came down to her hips, running just under her shirt along her sides. "When we get home, I'm going to kiss every inch of you, over and over and over again until you can't think straight, slowly pulling off every stitch of clothing you have on. Then I'm going to tease you until you're begging for me to come inside you. And then I will, again and again until you're screaming my name at the top of your lungs."

            "J-jack…" she stuttered, her body responding to his touch and his words. Unable to resist, she wrapped her legs around his waist, dragging him up against her. He groaned at the contact, and Chloe gasped at how hard he was. Her nails dug into his arms as he brought his lips tantalizingly close to hers.

            "And then," he continued, his voice husky with desire. "I'm going to spend every night showing you how much I love you." When she looked up at him in surprise, Jack chuckled. "I want to come home with you, Chloe. And I don't want to leave. I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life making sure you never forget that."

            Before she could respond, his lips were on hers, coaxing them open slowly and gently. Chloe smiled to herself – it seemed that Jack was more nervous than he sounded. He kissed her with a slight hesitation, as though waiting for her to pull away. Wanting to quell his anxiety, Chloe cradled his face and tilted her head to deepen the kiss. As they're tongues moved together, Jack pulled her closer, losing himself in the feel of her.

           

***

 

            Ten minutes later, they left the holding room, Chloe furiously trying to fix her hair and straighten her clothing. Jack smiled at her, moving some stray hairs out of her face. Chloe scowled at him.

            "You mussed me," she hissed.

            "Isn't that what I was supposed to do?"

            "Not at work! You're lucky I love you."

            Jack stopped, looking down at her. "You love me?"

            "Okay, were you paying attention at all in there?"

            "You never said you loved me."

            "No, but I was practically dry-humping you."

            Jack nearly swallowed his tongue. "I thought…I thought I was going to have to persuade you."

            Chloe grabbed his face, pulling him to her. "Jack Bauer, I love you. I have loved you since…" she frowned. "Okay, well, I'm not going to admit that because it makes me sound really pathetic. But I love you."

            He smiled and kissed her, pulling her body close to his before someone cleared their throat behind them. They jumped and turned to see Bill Buchanan standing behind them.

            "I thought you two had left already."

            "On our way out now, Bill," Jack told him.

            "Jack, you told me you were leaving almost fifteen minutes ago," Bill replied, a twinkle in his eye.

            Jack blushed, but Chloe just grabbed his hand and started dragging him down the hallway.

            "It's about damn time, you two!" Bill yelled after them.