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This is incredibly long. But I'm bored and this gives me something to do. I'm pretty sure in the first part you supposed to bold the true statements. At least now Glory will have something to do when she wakes up this afternoon - even though she SHOULD be writing happy J/Cness!!!

I don't own an iPod
I like to read sonnets
My favourite Shakespeare play is Macbeth
I have peed in a urinal before
I have stayed overnight in a hospital
My brother almost died once
Nothing is more important than happiness
I have already planned my dream wedding
I'm scared of bridges
I scream at horror movies
Rachel McAdams has a funny laugh
I'm interested in Ancient Egypt
Wouldn't it be cool to be wrapped up like a mummy and be preserved when you die?
I have a lit candle in my room
I get a lot of junk mail
I enter a lot of competitions for prizes
And... never win
I have curly hair
Pigs are cute
One of my drawers are overflowing with pencils and pens
I hate tourists in my city
Why do they always clamour outside McDonalds as if it's Buckingham Palace?
I wish America had a King or a Queen
I'd hate to be a princess
I have Spanish blood in me
I have reading glasses
My dog eats tissues
Dr Pepper, so misunderstood
Ozzy Osborne is hilarious
...Kelly, however...
My idol ISN'T a celebrity... and no, they aren't one of my parents, either, you sap
I'm a daddy's girl
I have naturally rosy cheeks
I have dozens of photo albums
I can't wait until I turn 21
My boyfriend has hairy legs
I wear a lot of red
I have small hands
I live on a street
I live in a cul-de-sac
I live with my parents
I live with another family member
I live with a roommate
I live in a dorm room
I live alone
My house has one floor
My house has two floors
My house has three floors
My house is an apartment
My house is a condo
My house is a trailer
I have my own bathroom
I hate the carpeting in the den/living room
I love the wall paper/color in my bedroom
There are more than three bedrooms in my house
My house has a basement
My attic is huge
My attic is way too small
My attic is non-existent
My house has more than eleven windows
My front yard is huge
My front yard is average
My front yard is small
My backyard is huge
My backyard is average
My backyard is small
I have really nice neighbors
There are a lot of knick-knacks in my house
My house is for sale
I live in a woodsy area
I live in the suburbs
I live in the city
There's no dining room in my house
My house is immaculate
My house is average
My house is messy
My house has a laundry room
There are actually cars parked in our garage
There's everything BUT cars in your garage
I have a short driveway
I have a long driveway
I have an average driveway
My driveway isn't paved
There's a pool in my backyard
My house has a wrap-around porch
My house has a hot tub
There are more than three working TVs in my house
There is more than one working computer in my house
I am obsessive when it comes to hygiene
I could be cleaner
I take care of myself but not necessarily of other things
I shower once a day or more
I shower more than once a day in the summer because I get sweaty more
I don't shower everyday
If I don't wash my hair everyday it gets greasy
I can go for days without washing my hair and it never gets greasy
I have to buy specific treatments for my hair
I buy the same shampoo and conditioner all the time
I shower in the evening
I shower in the morning
I prefer to bathe than shower
I can spend at least an hour in the bathroom
I do my make up in the bathroom
I have my own cupboard full of beauty products
I wash my face separately from the shower
I wash everything daily
I shave my legs in the shower
I have a weak bladder and always need to use the toilet
I have a strong bladder and can last all day
I'm somewhere in between
I pluck my eyebrows regularly
I have a strict skincare routine
I ALWAYS wash my hands after I have used the toilet
I admit that there have been times where I haven't
I brush my teeth twice a day
I brush my teeth less than that
I shave my armpits
I use tampons
I use towels
If I get a bug on my hands I always wash them straight afterwards
I wash my hands before I eat
I wash my hands AFTER I eat
My nails are always clean
I only wear my clothes once before washing them
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What Kind Of Girl Are You?
Based on the popular stereotypes!

Girly Girl
[ ] You love bright colours
[x] You still have a lot of stuffed animals from your childhood
[ ] Your favourite colour is pink
[ ] You think boys are disgusting
[ ] You hate to get dirty
[x] You love pop music
[ ] You love to shop
[x] You are spoiled
Total 3

Tomboy Girl
[] Most of your friends are guys
[x] You are not afraid to get your hands dirty
[ ] You love to watch and play sports
[x] You never wear dresses/skirts
[ ] You don’t or don’t usually wear make up
[x] You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
[ ] You dislike the girly girl stereotype
[x] You like rock music
[ ] You are athletic
Total 3

Geeky Girl
[ ] You don’t have too many friends
[ ] No matter how hard you try, you cannot fit in
[x] You are sort of clumsy
[x] You wear glasses/contacts or have braces
[ ] You actually try hard in school
[x] You read a lot
[x] You don’t socialize that much
[ ] You are close with your parents
Total 4

Alternative Girl
[x] You usually prefer your own company
[ ] You don’t care what others think of you
[x] You dye your hair
[x] You listen to heavy music
[x] You usually wear darker colours
[x] You like to think you’re mysterious
[ ] You are secretly very intelligent
[x] You are very creative
Total 6

Slutty Girl
[ ] You lost your virginity at a young age
[x] You love to flirt with mostly every good-looking guy you meet
[ ] You have had a one night stand
[ ] You wear low-cut tops to show off your cleavage
[ ] You wear short skirts
[ ] You have more exes than you can count
[ ] You go out most nights and stay out late
[ ] You generally love sex
Total 1

Popular Girl
[ ] You have too many friends to count
[ ] A lot of people envy you or want to be you
[ ] You are always invited to lots of parties etc
[ ] You are way ahead in latest trends
[ ] You have a popular boyfriend
[ ] A lot of guys have a crush on you
[x] You do well in school
[ ] You know you are beautiful
Total 1

Bitchy/Hard Girl
[ ] A lot of people find you intimidating
[ ] You are not scared of anything
[ ] You are a bully
[ ] You are in a gang
[ ] You disobey all the rules
[ ] You don’t do well in school
[ ] You have been in a physical fight
[x] You are defensive/opinionated
Total 1

Guess I'm alternative.
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The House Survey

*Attic*
Whats in your attic?: Nothing
Anything special?: No

*Bathroom*
How many bathrooms are in your house?: One
How many people do you share a bathroom with?: One
Or do you have your own?: No
How many toilets in your house total?: One
How many bathtubs (just bathtubs)?: None
How many full baths?: One
How many mirrors?: One

*Bedroom*
How many bedrooms are in your house?: Two
How many dressers?: Three
Total number of beds?: Two
Do you have your own bedroom?: Yeah
What color(s) are the walls/ceiling?: Lavender and White
Carpet?: Blue? I don't ever see it because I'm messy
What color is your comforter?: Purples
Is your bedroom big or small?: Tiny

*Living Room*
Do you have a living room (if no, go on to the Kitchen questions)?: Yep
Do you spend more time there than your bedroom?: No
How many couches do you have?: One
What about recliners?: None
And coffee tables?: No
Is your living room carpeted?: Yeah
Do you have a TV in there?: Yep
More than one?: No

*Kitchen*
Do you consider your kitchen big?: No
Do you have a dishwasher?: No
Do you use it?: N/A
Do you have a side-by-side refrigerator?: No
Is there a table in your kitchen (that you can eat on)?: No
Does your kitchen have a TV in it?: No

*Garage*
Do you have a garage?: No
Do you/your parents use it to keep the car(s) in?: N/A
Or just for some spare junk?: N/A
Or both?: N/A

*Basement*
Do you use your basement for storage?: We don't have one
Do you go into your basement often?:
Could it be considered your second bedroom?:
Is your basement your bedroom?:
Does your basement have carpet?:

*Other*
How many TVs do you have in your house total?: Three
Pets?: None since Nightmare ran away
Computers?: Two
Radios?: One
CDs?: Not sure
Video Game consoles (GameCube, PS2, etc)?: Three
People?: Two
Trash cans?: Two
Ceiling fans?: None
Floor fans?: Two
Window air conditioners?: Two
Phones?: None
Cell phones?: Two
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slept in a bed with the same sex? Yeah
Would you kiss a member of the same sex? No
What age was your first kiss at? I'll tell you when it happens
Where were you?
Who was it with?

B- Bolding (or x-ing)
I like apples
I'm thirsty
I can't wait for school to start
I'm crying
I miss someone right now
I'm really confused about one person
I'm soooo happy right now
I'm laughing at someone
I'm glaring at the screen

C- Confusion
I'm currently confused about....
Boys
Friends
Family
Myself
Bf/gf
Computers
An ex-friend
A situation
SO many things
An ex-bf/gf
None of these

D- Depression
Have you ever been depressed? Yeah
Have you ever self-harmed? Yes
Do you know anyone who has? Yes
Have you ever been on anti-depressants? Yes
Do you worship Satan? No
Have you been labeled Goth or Emo? No

E- Either Or
Dogs or Cats? Cats
Beach or Camping? Beach
Best friend or bf/gf? Both
Shower or bath? Bath if it's a nice tub
Wedding or funeral? Wedding
Blood or death? Blood
Horror or comedy? Horror

F- Food
I like...
[x] Pizza
[x] Spaghetti
[x] Skittles
[ ] Strawberries
[ ] Cranberries

G- Guys/Girls names
Like it for a boy or girl?
A- Aidan? Boy
B- Bayle? Boy
C- Cameron? Girl
D- Devon? Girl with that spelling
E- Evan? Boy
F- Farren? Neither
G- Gael? Girl
H- Halyn? Neither
I- Isra? Neither
J- Jackie? Girl
K- Kaedyn? Boy
L- Laken? Boy
M- Morgan? Girl
N- Nat (as in Nathan or Natalie)? Boy
O- Oakley? Why would you do that to a child?
P- Pete (as in Peter or Petra)? Boy
Q- Quinn? Boy
R- Riley? Boy
S- Sam (as in Samuel or Samantha)? Boy
T- Taylor? Girl
U- Ull (yes that's a real unisex name)? Neither
V- Vail? Neither
W- Wallace? Boy
X- Xandy (Nickname for Alexander/Alexandra. No joke!) Neither - it should be XANDER for a boy
Y- Yardley? Again - WHY?
Z- Zephyr? Not in a million years

H- Honestly...
Have you ever cheated on a bf/gf? No
Have you ever broken someones heart? No
Dumped someone for their best friend? No

I- I've seen...
[x] POTC2
[x] Shrek
[x] Titanic
[ ] Thirteen
[x] Seven
[x] LOTR
[ ] Anchorman

J- JOKES!
What inside joke comes to mind when I say... I'm just gonna leave these all blank...
Puddle- None
Cake- None
Nail- None
Play- None
Water- None
K-
Your mom –
Your brother –
A donkey –
Your sister –
Your dad – well, okay...he's evil. but that's not really a joke, is it?
Your grandfather-
A dead body –

L- Love
Crushing/Taken? Neither
Name?
Year you met them?
Hair colour?
Eye colour? 
Screen name?

Maybes aren't allowed
Would you stab someone if they held a gun to your head? I think I'll have to go with a yes...
Would you jump off a cliff for a bf/gf? Depends on the situation I suppose

N- NEVER would I...
Eat a rat
Cry in front of my friends
Make my bf/gf cry - we all do it at some point
Kill myself
Drink blood

O- Other stuff
Do you like cameras? Yeah
Taking the pictures or being in them? being in them despite my being NOT photogenic
Would you rather be eaten alive or have to eat someone alive? Who thinks these questions up??? ummm...I couldn't stand the pain or the grossness, so...whatever.
Be stranded on a deserted island or thrown in a dungeon? Dungeon

P- People
I know a...
Hilary
Jason
Jade
Joel
Kyle
Riley
Sierra
Tayen
Flora
Max
Aurora
John

Q- Quirky
I'm impatient
I tap my fingers on anything and everything
I talk too loud
I laugh too loud
Im too crabby
I bite my nails

R- Right now I'm...
Fighting with someone
Wearing shorts
Wearing pjs
On MSN
Writing/reading a xanga blog
At a party

S- Siblings
How many? Three
Youngest/Oldest/Middle/Only? All - I'm serious, just ask and I'll explain it.
Like it? Don't go there
Spoiled? Yes
Get along with your siblings? For the most part

T- True or false
I can lick my elbow. False
I failed a class in middle school. False
I just fucked up BIG. False
I love you. False

U- Under or over?
Toilet paper: Doesn't matter
Bridge: Over
Tunnel: Through
Ladder: Under

V- Very random
Favourite colour? Black or Blue or Purple, although I like Red too.
Favourite food? Pasta of some sort, especially if it has shrimp in it.
Like the colour red? Yeah
Favourite letter? R
Last time you went shopping? Sunday

W- Who was the last to...
IM you: Mark
Hug you: Mimi
Kiss you: 
Write you a poem:
Tell you they love you: Jen or my Mom

Xs and Os
X for love
O for like
Nothing for dislike
[ ] Orlando Bloom
[O] Johnny Depp
[ ] Keira Knightley
[O] Angelina Jolie
[ ] Draco Malfoy
[X] Harry Potter
[ ] Kevin Spacey